But i need to vent some frustration and anger somehow.
Sue is away working in London this week, so I am acting as a single parent with 2 kids, how the hell do people do it. Apart from being knackered, things were going smoothly up until and hour ago. While i was taking a 2 min toilet break, Lucy decided to go upstairs and have a shave.
Us blokes all know how much we bleed when we make a little nick, imagine the gush of an inch long slit, there is a nice trail all across the landing, down the stairs, through the hall way ending in a pool on the living room floor.....thank god for laminate flooring.
After applying pressure for 20 minutes and it still not stopping, I rang the doctors. We only live around the corner luckily so a 1 minute car ride and we were there, they sterri-tripped it and all was ok.
We get home and she cries and it starts all again, what do i do know, guess we are back off down the doctors. Problem is she has just fallen asleep sitting upright on the sofa, and I really don't want to disturb her.